WHAT'S YOUR BF DOING WHILE YOUR DANCING ON A BAR FOR FAME-TURN YOUR PHONE INTO A BLACKLIGHT & CK THAT BITCH-VIDEO
It's 3 a.m. on a Saturday night, you've danced all night on that slippery bar. The night won't seem to end with your friends complaining about that d-bag poser in Huntington Beach who keeps trolling your twitter and begging you to help sell tickets to a back alley gig. But, you just walk home because you just have to know WTF is up with your boo. You guys just celebrated your eight-day anniversary.
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Your brain starts poppin- Is that hot blonde piece of ass fucking around? Do you have a smart phone? -check the sheets, bitch.
Follow these simple steps and all will be revealed.- Don't miss our Big Question after your investigation at the bottom.
Let's find out how much semen is flying around your bedroom while you're at work, there’s a simple trick to turn your smartphone into a black light.
All you need is Scotchtape and two Sharpie pens.This should work for just about any smartphone, provide it has a flash.
Black lights or UV lights are used by crime scene investigators to identify body fluids - including semen, sweat, saliva and urine. Semen happens to glow the brightest because of its particular mix of chemicals.
This is because bodily fluids fluoresce - that means they absorb ultraviolet light and re-emit it as visible light.
To create the semen-detecting tool, you need to take your phone and cover the flash with a small piece of sticky tape. Color over the tape with the blue Sharpie pen.
Then add the second piece of tape over the top, coloring it in with the purple pen.
Then you need to turn on your flashlight app, et voila! You have a body fluid tracking tool.
Question- You have been given the tools to find out what he has been doing while your dancing for cash and fame. You took off your heels walked into the bedroom and lit it up like it's a Mariah Carey New Year's Party.
You find it easier to see spots that weren't touched by multiple loads of what seems like the entire town was just here. The fucker is sleeping like he's got secrets on the couch.
What would you do if your boyfriend looked like the guy in the lead picture?
free pass? fight to get some gifts? kick that bitch to the curb?