Feeling like you want to be the brunt of all the jokes from your friends? Feeling lonely? Was Grindr down tonight? Are all of your friends coupled up? Wishing you had that special someone to whisper sweet nothings in your ear or at at the very least send you a text?? (Or text you back, amirite?!)
A new service launched Tuesday called Invisible Boyfriend (or Invisible Girlfriend). For a monthly fee of $24.99, the online beta platform allows users to select a partner's photo, name, interests and a story about how you two met. Then, over the course of the next four weeks, the fake boyfriend or girlfriend will send 100 text messages, 10 voicemails and one postcard.
"We help people avoid the societal stigma of being single by giving them credible, social proof they're in a relationship," the company says on their websites.
Invisible Boyfriend and Invisible Girlfriend use real humans, not robots, to send the text messages, co-founder Matthew Homann told USA TODAY Network.
"The text messages feel real and have context. In an early start, we thought we could do it with robots, but it wasn't convincing enough to fool mom and dad and even yourself," Homann said.
As Americans spend their days and nights considering the truth about Justin Bieber's penis, the pop star in question has calculatingly tried to hijack the conversation with a new picture of his bulge posted to Instagram last night.
"Photoshop lol," reads the caption attached to the seductive image Bieber shared on Instagram.
Looks like self proclaimed number one gay porn star Johnny Rapid will have to up his offer for a scene.
The public isn't shocked to see this hot teen bodybuilder Michael Hoffman is selling for profit now. This kid isn't that stupid or maybe just lucky as fuck marketing. We covered this hotties story not so long ago, when he cried out he wasn't gay but just enjoyed eating his own cum....well...ok.
But its was the folks over at St8upgayporn.com that found this kid did a video for a wanker website TheBestFlex.com. That's fine but, WTF they are charging $24.99 for just a 9:59 minute video.
We knew this kid would market the fuck out of himself and that's exactly what happened and it has made him number one on the 'The Gay Republic Selfie' list for 2014.
We have selected some of Michael Hoffman's finest works for your viewing after the jump.
No matter, if you're fit or not there is no excuse to not have a tan and it's our Selfie Du Jour that points this statement out perfectly. Please excuse the outdated mirror while you look at his loveliness. Enjoy.
If you know this hunk you pretty much love seeing him in action at Sean Cody. We love the fact it looks like a Sky Vodka bottle is in the picture it just goes better with showing off his package hanging on the counter after a shower.